Armageddon Waiting to Happen

Greetings 

I should start this by saying that I have the best kind of housemates. Ones who will build lore with you. In my house in Andover I have 3 housemates. The Tall Goblin, The Wolf person and Sausage plus me. We are massive fans of The Four Horseman Lore. So we decided to make our own. So we all picked a horseman and that is how it started. 

Death- Me (The chaotic neutral void entity) 

War- Sausage (That’s my partner) 

Famine- The Tall Goblin 

Pollution- The Wolf Person. (And before you say anything we have a reason for this. Just wait and you will see.) 

As the horseman it is our job to go around and make Apocalypses Happen. So we jump from planet to planet just doing our jobs as Armageddon Bringers. Our boss is the universe. Now due to a clerical error and also Death and Pollution dropping a ton of drugs the Armageddon that was supposed to happen on earth (Chernobyl) didn't happen. (It was actually Chaos’s fault, The Fifth supposed Horsemen though is not official.) ment that they were now stuck here as humans (yes skin suits and everything) to live our mortal lives while still doing their jobs (Which I feel I don't need to explain) and now they all live in a small town in Hampshire, England, waiting for the final day. Which could be any day now. 

The Characters 

Death. 

They are the leader of the group though he seems like they are not good at their job. What the other Horseman don't realise is that Death weaves the webs so that people can die. They are not a tempual being meaning they exist everywhere. Death is always tired and has what mortals would call ADHD. They seem unfocused even though they are hyper focused on everything all the time for ever. This takes a toll on his physical body. They want nothing more than to be a writer who is trying to publish a book. Death can't cook without setting the oven on fire. They also have bunny slippers

War

War, you can’t have one without her. She lets her emotions run really hot. She is responsible for every kind of war you can think of. When you get her drunk she will loudly admit that her crowning achievement was inventing the thumb war. War seems like a lovely smoking hot babe but what most people fail to see is the bubbling rage that lies just beneath the surface. She is dating Death and they work well together. (When no one is around they act really cute with each other). War sleeps a lot due to the sheer amount of energy it takes to not explode. 

Pollution 

‘The more crack I smoke the more pollution there is’ This is something that they have actually said. Now, Pollution was Pestilence up until 100 ish years ago they came out as Non Binary and wanted to be known as Pollution. Now Pollution has the toxic energy of a radioactive goblin/raccoon. Death and Pollution are best friends and Pollution is often the reason Death is late to a job. It's always a party with Pollution. If they hand you a drink, get ready to no clip out of reality and meet EVERY GOD in like 5 minutes. They are dating Famine and they are always up in each other's business. It's kinda gross in a cute way. 

Famine

The Great consumer, the ironic thing about Famine is that he eats for 10 men but has the frame and respective body weight of a steam of barley. He is the quiet one of the four but don't let that fool you HE. IS. FUCKING. WEIRD. He's just a weird guy. He came up with the idea of dieting and he wont shut up about it. He is also quite endearing in his weirdness and perfectly rounds out the group. He is also the tallest at 6’10.